Shocking! New Report Says Engineering Students Have Less Sex than Humanities Majors

Ahhh, UC Berkeley: where the brightest minds from non-legacy families mingle and expand their minds.  And bone. Recently, an oh-so-scientific study was conducted at UC Berkeley to determine the bang-ability of students based on their major. Juicy findings ahoy!

So, who’s having the most sex? Thirty-eight percent of arts and humanities peeps are doing it at least once a week and 24.2 percent of math majors boast daily nookie. To be fair, that particular group was small (just 33 students responded). Hilariously, 24.2 percent of mathematics majors also admit that they’ve never had sex. Poor b*stards.

Who isn’t getting any? Engineers. Of the 114 students polled, 52.6 percent are virgins, 11.4 percent have had sex “a few times” and 8.8 percent don’t get frisky “often.” Science majors follow suit with 43.5% reporting no experience. Good grief people!

Still ... there must be some lucky outlier. Some collegiates actually giving it the 'ol college try! Ah, there sure is! 100% of gender and women’s studies students claim to have sex every day without fail. Catch? One person responded. (And that person is male.) His parents must be so proud.

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