BIO

Mary Kate Miller is a writer and comedian living in Chicago, IL. She is a regular contributor at Hello Giggles and Sapling.com. Her funny words can be found at Reductress and The Establishment. Follow her on Twitter @MKnotfunny for funny stuff and strong opinions about The Real Housewives

Mary Kate Miller's Articles

The Worst Part Of Moving Is The Anxiety It Causes

In the past 13 years, I have moved 11 times. You’d think this would mean that I’m a real moving pro, that I glide in and out of apartment with ease and grace, like a celebrity in a fragrance ad.... Read...
Mary Kate Miller    |   05.2.17 12am   |   SHARE
"Her minuscule pot brownies made her feel conspiratorial. It gave her a sense of scandal and intrigue that she cherished."

Medical-Ish Pot & My 84-Year-Old Grandma

When my grandmother, who I called Gram, came to live with my parents in the fall of 2015, she was in rough shape — you know, the way that you expect when someone can no longer live on their own. She... Read...
Mary Kate Miller    |   04.17.17 12am   |   SHARE
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I Got HPV Because I Couldn't Have The Vaccine

I got my first three-letter disease as a result of a sinus infection. There was no way to know. No way to prevent it. I got my second three-letter disease from a man that I loved at the time. There... Read...
Mary Kate Miller    |   02.28.17 12am   |   SHARE
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My Catholic Father Uses Our Spiritual Differences To "Keep Me In Line"

The through line of my life has been the tension caused by my father believing that I should “fall in line” and defer to his patriarchal authority. Nowhere is this more evident than in the ways that... Read...
Mary Kate Miller    |   02.22.17 12am   |   SHARE
"I feel more at home in my own skin, like I have less to hide. I walk through knowing that my body, and all of our bodies, are just as they should be."

Getting Naked With My Friends Was The Most Body Positive Experience of My Life

I feel more at home in my own skin, like I have less to hide. I walk through knowing that my body, and all of our bodies, are just as they should be.
Mary Kate Miller    |   01.24.17 12am   |   SHARE