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It's Take Your Child To Work Day AKA EVERY DAY AT MY HOUSE

I work from home, so Take Your Child(ren) To Work Day is more like Do The Same Thing You Do EVERY MOTHER FRACKING DAY AND JUST TRY NOT TO STRANGLE Read...
joni edelman   |   04.27.17   |   SHARE
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10 Easy Ways To Afford Health Care In America

In light of the news that the GOP’s Affordable Care Act replacement Read...
Winona Dimeo-Ediger    |   03.14.17   |   SHARE
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Inaugural Make-Up Tutorial: Get On Your Gorgeous Game-Face

As we prepare to take to the streets to protest the inauguration of a racist, sexist, xenophobic demagogue, we need to LOOK GOOD doing it. Read...
Winona Dimeo-Ediger    |   01.19.17   |   SHARE
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24 Ways To Be SUPEREXTRA Patriotic This 4th Of July

“Make America Great Again” with Trump bumper stickers. All over your car. And your neighbor’s car. “America” means cis, hetero, white/orange men in Read...
joni edelman   |   06.30.16   |   SHARE
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5 Alternatives To Montessori When The Waitlist Is Full

“Oh, great!” Says the woman on the other end of the line. “Our waitlist is only about 18 months right now.” Not a typo. Read...
joni edelman   |   05.23.16   |   SHARE
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An Open Letter To The Snotty Bag Boy At My Local Grocery Store

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self. Read...
Eliana Osborn    |   01.15.16   |   SHARE
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10 DIY Projects You Will Never See On Pinterest

Clean eating is so passe, you guys. It’s time to get on board the newest trend: dirty eating! Read...
Winona Dimeo-Ediger    |   06.9.15   |   SHARE
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How To Talk To Childless Women

A woman who says she doesn't want kids will probably change her mind later: It's your duty to inform her of this fact. Read...
Beulah Maud Devaney    |   04.8.15   |   SHARE
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