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I Read Dinosaur Erotica And I Have So Many Feelings

Imagine a scenario in which these highly-evolved dinosaurs, instead of destroying an entire village and kidnapping women (SNORE), were actually gentle giants that brought sexual liberation to a village of patriarchal, shitty human beings.


A Vegetarian T-Rex Cousin Has Just Been Discovered

According to recently published findings in


Science Says: Tortoises Love To Be Touched!

Do you ever lie awake at night desperately wondering if tortoises have sensory receptors in their shells?


Science is Sweet: Tiny T-Rex Was Envy of the Arctic

Think T. Rex lived in hot climates only? Think again.