My sickness bought us closer and helped me embrace my new, totally unexpected relationship. Image: Abby Dawson.

How Waking Up Next To My New Girlfriend Covered In Sh*t Changed Me

[CN: emetophobia] I look up at Hannah with bulging eyes and my hands covering my mouth. We have a bit of a shituation. “Han, I am so sorry."

Successful relationships are about embracing the perceived flaws and imperfections of the one you love, farts, poos and all. Image: Pexels.

To The Woman Who Hasn't Farted In Front Of Her Husband: You Don't Know What You’re Missing.

It's just taking the stress and shame out a completely normal, albeit icky, range of acts. It's saying, 'I'd avoid the bathroom for a while, babe' instead sending yourself to hospital.