symptoms

Are you bipolar? While I was pretending everything was fine, there were bipolar disorder red flags flying all around me like the gd United Nations.

I’m not mourning the loss of fertility. I’m mostly just waiting to see what happens next, like some sort of hormonal roulette. I’m writing this for you, so that when your period decides to take an extended vacation, you may understand that this is another step between contortionist tampon insertion and Depends.