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I'm Not Pregnant, But I Look Like I Am 

I look pregnant. This body has made six humans. This belly has been inflated and collapsed and inflated and collapsed, and so on. What should it look like?

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Joni Edelman 42-year-old face with no fancy skincare

I Replaced My 10-Step Korean Skincare For $37 (And Saved $121,136)

What if we just all decided that we’d let ourselves get old without trying to snail-trail-Dragon’s-Blood-Complex-10 Step-Korean-Skincare our way out of it?

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And my youngest daughter likes sparkly shoes. She likes pretty things. Image: Thinkstock.

It's OK For My Kid To Care About Looks

“Okay, we have these new bell bottoms with a red tank top, jelly bean leggings, or the purple dress,” I say.

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Flash From the Past: Remembering That Crazy Pretty Girl Who Wanted to Bag a Rich Husband

Back in the day, b*tches traded seashells with each other and

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