keeping up with the kardashians

The ritual of sitting at my makeup table and swiping on mascara and blush is one that centers me a little for the day ahead.

Makeup And The Kardashians As Self-Care

I don’t know what you escape into when you’re overwhelmed these days, but for me? It’s makeup. That’s where the Kardashian binges come in.

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I Don't Care About Bruce Jenner's Alleged Transition—Let's All Go Back To Bed

Bruce Jenner gets to live out his dream. The rest of us go back to the shuffle and shaking, hoping to shrug off this waking nightmare.

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Do The Kardashians Have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

We mock Kim et al ruthlessly . . . but we also can't get enough. What's going on here?

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