Rebekah Kuschmider

Grab your iPhones and launch the app store! There’s a new emoji keyboard out there, and you are going to want to grab it!

In my travels around the internet today, I happened upon an article about something Mike Rowe, dirty job expert

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Attention: vegans, friends with food allergies, and people who love to eat raw batter! You are about to have the best weekend ever!

If you answered can, please go to Houston. People need your help. Hurricane Harvey is a catastrophic situation.

Probably the person having the worst week in the U.S. is the guy who tried to grab a handful of Taylor Swift.

“I think the only card she has is the woman's card. She has nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get five percent of the vote.” I’m gonna need someone to hold my earrings here.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear collars and leashes.

Once the tiny 3D printed ovary was built, scientists were able to put living tissue harvested from mice into it — specifically, the follicles holding eggs — and implant the whole thing into a living mouse.

Follow these tips and you will look well-rested, you will not have camel toe, your underwire won’t poke you in the armpit, your hair will smell nice, your knuckles might not crack in the cold weather, and you will have enough money leftover for icing and sprinkles for the next absurd elementary school party. Huzzah!