Rebekah Kuschmider

“The reason cats are so pissy is they’re God’s perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them” - Da

So, who is more actively feminist this week? Ivanka, who can’t articulate a White House policy for bettering the lives of women? Or Beyoncé, who is shelling out big bucks to better the lives of women?

It was only a matter of time before virtual reality brought us the sex toy of the future. That time, apparently, is now.

If you have the time to do so, volunteer to be a poll worker. (This could be especially important if you speak a second language!)

Zika virus is not going anywhere.

My new goal for this summer is to get my hands on Winecream. I’ll let you know if it’s as magical as I think it will be.

Today is National Wine D

When is a bra not a bra anymore?

I don’t want to know what it looks like. I want to know about it.

If the point they’re trying to make is that creepers are gonna creep, well, I hope they get a look in the mirror while they’re in there.