Rebekah Kuschmider

Remember a couple of weeks ago when we got all excited to find out that the

The Congressional baseball game has been happening for over 100 years. It is a highlight of summer among Beltway folks. And during this morning's practice, some fuckwit opened fire. And he shot people who could have been my husband, or any of his bosses, or any of his coworkers, or any of our myriad friends on the Hill. And I am shattered.

Students at Arkansas colleges and universities are finding some new information added to orientation materials:

Hello. I am writing to you from a place of rage over the House of Representatives’ misguided attempts to reform health care.

June 7th is the last big day to pick the party nominees for President.

Amazon is providing what everyone has always wanted for Valentine’s Day: the ability to stalk the entire nation!

The race itself was anti-climactic because it wasn’t a race. It was basically two heats of a race. First, scientists convinced a wild great white to chase a hunk of fake seal meat for 100 meters so they could time it. Then Phelps donned a specially designed shark suit and swam the exact same route.

Listen, we’ve all been over this before. Human beings have bodies and those bodies are theirs to use as they see fit. They can put on clothes or not. They can be photographed or not. They can marry megalomaniacal real estate tycoons who think they’d be good at being president or not. AND ALL OF THAT IS JUST FINE.

See, Brexit wasn’t anything light-hearted and fun. It was a referendum vote over whether Britain should remain a part of the European Union. It took place yesterday, and the people decided to split apart.

Hopeful readers, may I present to you, the three-time mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota: DUKE!