Rebekah Kuschmider

To see a performer — a male performer, at that — stand up and call out groping like that? I want to scream "F*CK YEAH!" and buy that guy a drink after the show.

There is literally zero precedent for foreign influence on elections in the US — at least to this degree — and no one seems to know what to do with the information.

My new goal for this summer is to get my hands on Winecream. I’ll let you know if it’s as magical as I think it will be.

BREAKING NEWS –– or maybe epic flashback? I don’t know what to call this exactly.

THEY THINK SLAVERY WAS A GOOD THING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

It doesn’t even get to the biggest question: when will airlines start offering complimentary cocktails at all price points?

There’s been good news on the unintended pregnancy rate lately, what with Guttmacher Institute suggesting that the rise of IUDs is leading to a decline in unintended pregnancies. But the news, it turns out, isn’t all good.

Canna Vine is making this miraculous concoction that consists of organic marijuana and biodynamically farmed grapes. I don’t know what biodynamic farming is but it does sound very special and like it would result in good tasting wine.

Some people think periods are blessed celebrations of the cycles of womanhood and its connection to the earth.

Do you want a man known for calling people “losers” to be sitting at a table with all the major economic powers in the world and trying to work out international trade deals or arms agreements? Or do you think he’d offend everyone in the room so much that he’d turn us into a global pariah?