Rebekah Kuschmider

Is it because whoopee is more fun when there’s less chance that your orgasm will result in a diaper blow-out 40 weeks later?

You see abortion, whether you believe in it or not, is a thing. Abortion, whether it’s legal or not, is a thing. Abortion, whether it’s safe or not, is a thing. In all of human history, there have been women who were pregnant when they did not wish to be and they found ways to end the pregnancies.

If you have the time to do so, volunteer to be a poll worker. (This could be especially important if you speak a second language!)

Hello. I am writing to you from a place of rage over the House of Representatives’ misguided attempts to reform health care.

My god, that is IT! The GOP has finally unveiled their crack public health analysis and they are going after the root of all health problems!

Researchers at the University of Southampton in the UK have found that adding two more cups of coffee to your routine can reduce the risk of cirrhosis by up to 44% and can reduce the risk of death by cirrhosis by half.

Hey, Potterheads! Have you preordered your copy of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child yet? Or bought tickets to see it in London? Does the wait for new Potter installments seem interminable? Well, fear not, wizards and muggles! There is magic afoot, and it’s happening right here on the shores of the US of A!

In the midst of a week that’s been rife with sadness and confusion, I am pleased to present to you a story that is unequivocally happy. A fairy tale ending, if you will.

The truth is out there, and only one presidential candidate wants you to know what it is. And that candidate is Hillary Clinton!

Grab your iPhones and launch the app store! There’s a new emoji keyboard out there, and you are going to want to grab it!