Nothing could have prepared me for either of my births.

My Birth Stories: The Blooper Reel

What I was not prepared for was this. When it was time to give birth to the placenta, gross thing really, it just kind of flops out and they drop it into a bucket. Splat.


Watch: British Comedy Duo—Men in Blazers—Ease Your Soccer Sorrow

The U.S. is out of the tournament, but we’ve got some World Cup goofage to help lighten your miserable mood.