Vibrators

Sex-related health advances, toys, and tech have come a long way from one-size-fits-all-condoms or vibrators that are just varying degrees of the same vibrating stick. NOT ANYMORE.

My favorite thing about being mentally ill, aside from the random emotional lability and people never taking you seriously because you're

"There are a number of anthropological reasons why men are so obsessed with their wieners — probably something to do with crop-dusting the landscape with their baby-gravy. Women sadly don’t produce any such magical juice — so basically we just laze about waiting to be inseminated (well, after we track and slay a saber-tooth for dinner and beat our animal skin skirts clean in the stream . . . then, insemination)."

This is about The Sex. I will be discussing vaginas, penises, vibrators, other adult-y things. You have been warned.

You may have heard the old joke that 98% of people masturbate, and the other two percent are lying.