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In today's WTF news, someone apparently has discovered a bong in Shakespeare's garden. OK, it was a "cannabis" (AKA The Ganja) pipe. This begs the question . . .was Shakespeare actually high when he penned A Midsummer Night's Dream?
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Have you READ A Midsummer Night's Dream? Of course he smoked pot. I feel like if I was high, pretty much anything Shakespeare wrote would make more sense to me. Or any sense. Period.
There is a lot of technical analysis around the supposition of Bill's stoner status. But does any of that even matter? Isn't it just infinitely more interesting to consider Shakespeare surrounded by a takeout pizza — or goose, or whatever — and a pile of cookies, while he writes things like:
I would give all my fame for a pot of ale. (Henry V: Act 1, Scene 3)
A bit of ale to accompany thine weed.
Wait — why do we even care?
Because, pre-racistbigot Mel Gibson, er, I mean Hamlet.
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.
Thanks for the good times, Bill.