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I somehow manage to forget from one summer to the next just how frustrating it can be to merely exist in public spaces when it’s warm outside. Image: Yegide Matthews/ Unsplash.

Summer Shouldn't Be Open Season On Women's Bodies

I decided to spend a few hours running errands in the summer sunshine while audaciously wearing a loose-fitting baby doll dress, comfy flats, and a denim vest. Apparently my need to keep my legs ventilated served as a Bat-Signal to the fine men of Gotham, who were drawn by its golden glow to yell stuff at me every five minutes.

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11 Reasons Summer Can Suck It

If this sort of heat sounds appealing to you, you are either A. 83 years old or B. insane.

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 This would be Ben, not the intruder. Courtesy of ThinkStock

Confession: An Intruder Ruined My Date

By this point, I was pretty sure one dude would kill the other. If Ben died, there would be no fourth date.

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Celebrate National Poetry Day With A 17th Century Poem About Nipples

You didn't think people were prim and proper back then, did you?

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America's Next Top Pornhub Idol? Our Top 5 Picks For Official Pornhub Anthem

Pornhub has a record label. Line forms to the left, folks.

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Listful Thinking: 10 Lame Pickup Lines and Why They Work

Do you have a library card? Because, I'm checking you out!

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Goodbye Hogwarts, Hello Soldier: Neville Longbottom Got Hot

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

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