Sarah Gladstone

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.

News of wars, strife and heartbre

Please stop referring to me as being “alone” when I am clearly walking in a group, simply because I am not attached to a man.

Ah, Inception. That was a great movie. Leonardo was so good.

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.

Even if those muscles remain mostly unflexed, there is a potential violence that’s present in the flash of a badge or the barrel of a gun.

Losers rule, popular kids drool. In the long run at least.

New video featuring the comments of outraged Domino's customers shines new, disgusting light on first-world entitlement

Sure, poop capsules sound gross—but they could represent a significant medical industry breakthrough.

When it comes to baby animals, oohing and ahhing and squeeeing around them (baby bunny . . . squeee!) is usually the way to go.