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Okay, seriously, the Beast is creepy. And Aladdin is a liar. And that's just for starters.

Because sometimes you need a duck-tastic 74-second break from real life.

Witness one man prove what we've kind of known all along: Every Mumford & Sons song sounds exactly the damn same.

Just . . . stop already.

Jen has a message for everyone who thinks she can't be happy without a hubby and a baby. And it's a doozy.

Ruthie, Ruthie, Ruthie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.

Watch 12 minutes of Russell Brand's general brilliance, or just read this.

For a cheap yet delightful laugh, enjoy two minutes of Disney characters eating it.