Today in, Ways Men Are Continually Shitty, John McEnroe.
A. John thinks he can BEAT Serena Williams. Like right now. LOLZ JOHN YOU'RE A GRANDPA.
B. He thinks Serena would rank "like 700 on the men's circuit."
Has he even SEEN her play?
In case you weren't around in 1984, and therefore are not aware of the douchebaggery that is John McEnroe, exhibit A:
I don't know why John felt like he could Say ANYTHING about Serena, alas, he did. When asked why he was such a dick (paraphrasing, but I bet that's what reporters were thinking), John offered a non-apology apology, instead insisting that he didn't expect his comments to be "that controversial." Oh, because insulting the best female tennis player probably in the history of the world, isn't at all controversial.
Double fault, John. DOUBLE FAULT.
Anyway, John may be an ass, but you don't have to worry about Serena, because girlfriend will take no shit.
GOOD DAY, SIR.