Eliana Osborn

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

Being a person of faith isn’t cool. It is very personal to me and not something I like to talk about a lot, which goes counter to the whole idea of ‘sharing the good news of the gospel.’

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

I’m not alone in being troubled by how people suddenly disappear in life, right? That’s essentially why the internet was created. You may have heard rumors about Al Gore inventing it for military purposes... Lies!

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

1. Borrow a child.

Standardized tests are taking over the world. I can say this because it is true. Like a creeping vine that seems attractive and charming at first, tests appear to be reasonable for the data and direction they can provide.

They were horrible.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

When I’m staring at the wall trying to keep my cool when my 6-year-old is hysterical about the tiny bump on his finger, I attempt to channel some of the good parts.