Eliana Osborn
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Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.
Read...You may have heard the term "bromance" and tried to wash your ears out with bleach (bad idea). Sadly, scientist types heard the word too.
Read...Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.
Read...I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.
Read...I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.
Read...My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.
Read...When I’m staring at the wall trying to keep my cool when my 6-year-old is hysterical about the tiny bump on his finger, I attempt to channel some of the good parts.
Read...I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.
Read..."Sharknado 3" has an especially unique moment when a human baby is born by being cut out of the side of a shark. Don’t ask questions, there’s nothing to explain.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
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