Eliana Osborn

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.

You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.

In Anchorage, Alaska, there are 5 hours, 27 minutes of daylight on December 21. The good news: The numbers only go up for the next six months. The bad news: December 22 has merely seconds more light.

Being a person of faith isn’t cool. It is very personal to me and not something I like to talk about a lot, which goes counter to the whole idea of ‘sharing the good news of the gospel.’

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

...But not in the way you'd think.