Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”
Read...We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.
Read...I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.
Read...I’m not broken by this therapy failure. Jane wasn't the person to help me at this point of my life. Someone else WILL be.
Read...After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
Read..."Sharknado 3" has an especially unique moment when a human baby is born by being cut out of the side of a shark. Don’t ask questions, there’s nothing to explain.
Read...Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.
Read...I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.
Read...I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.
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