Eliana Osborn

We take weekend turns. He does vacations and summers. Literally. He takes them away. It is great.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.