Eliana Osborn

Being a person of faith isn’t cool. It is very personal to me and not something I like to talk about a lot, which goes counter to the whole idea of ‘sharing the good news of the gospel.’

After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.

Look, Connect Four is not a good game. But it can be over quickly, which is pretty great.

Help.

My sister Liz is full of wisdom, like my favorite quote I’ve shared with practically everyone I know: “Every pair of underwear has two good sides.”

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.

A haircut is a whole lot cheaper than therapy or tattoos or a round-the-world plane ticket.