Limpet Girl

Limpet Girl is a 40-something single parent clinging to a rock somewhere between England and France. It's called Guernsey, where the cows come from. She lives in a teeny tiny cottage with her two sons and damp walls where she mainlines chocolate and hones her Oscar acceptance speech. She can't get a proper job so she's writing a screenplay instead. Find her on Facebook or go straight to her blog.