Things took a dark turn when I was perusing a Facebook group for sex pos women.

Apparently, You Can Get Toxic Shock From Yoni Crystals Now?

I found that Yoni crystals can apparently put you at risk for toxic shock?!??! And I was like: WHAAAAAT?!?!!?!?

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Gwyneth Paltrow FINALLY Shares Her Non-Toxic, $500 Sex Toy Recs

Have you ever wanted to have sex like Gwyneth Paltrow? Me neither, but she has finally turned her attention — and the latest issue of Goop — to telling us all about sex in the Paltrow-verse. I rushed right over and read it so you don’t have to.


Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Her Bizarre Beauty Tips

Like Gwyneth, I’m a mom of two kids, so I’m kind of hung up on the fact that she has the time to take a whole bath every night. I usually only manage to squeeze in a prison shower after the kids are in bed and before I collapse, so this brush-and-bathe routine is really amazing to me.


Gwyneth Paltrow: The Scoop On Goop, Business, And Family

“At the end of the day, I’m a mom,” said Paltrow. She touched on her relationship with her ex and “co-parenting through a divorce,” stating, “Our children are our priority. Our values are around family.”


Why Everybody Hates Blake Lively's New Website

Poor Lively has been mercilessly mocked for her new site, Preserve. Envy is a bitch.


10 Goop-iest Items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Pretentious/Amazing Pop-Up Shop

We went to Gwynnie's Goop L.A. pop-up and we admit it: it was kind of awesome. (Don't be a hater.)


"Conscious Uncoupling," Divorce, Who Cares? Leave Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Alone!

A couple has broken up. It happens. Get over it.