Bethenny Frankel, star of reality-show juggernaut The Real Housewives of New York City, became an unlikely entrepreneurial sensation when she launched a line of low-calorie cocktails called (get ready for a complex, ladies!) Skinnygirl. Now, Frankel is looking to tap into the growing weed market with, yes, Skinnygirl marijuana—a strain of pot designed to prevent you from getting the munchies.
A savvy, even brilliant, idea? Yes. But it's a sad day indeed when a gal can't even toke up without worrying about how it will impact her figure. I, for one, will continue to smoke the normal "fatgirl" marijuana before stuffing my face with Nacho Cheese Doritos and delivery pizza.
I will do it as an act of protest against a cruel world.