Remember that petition to get R. Kelly's epicest '00s hit "Ignition (Remix)" to become the National Anthem? We wept when we were denied the privilege to hold our hands over our hearts at baseball games to chant the mesmerizing phrase, "it's the freakin' weekend, I'm about to have me some fun." Thanks Obama.
Now, we may have another chance to prove to the world that "Ignition (Remix)" should be our national anthem, all thanks to Jimmy Fallon and The Ragtime Gals. Kicking it up a notch, these stellar lads love to bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce. Now, it is clear that "Ignition (Remix)" was not meant to be performed by a successful R&B singer, but rather a barbershop quartet. Soon, we shall all be released from the oppressive high notes of the Star Spangled Banner and back to what 'Merica is really all about: striped suits.
See for yourself and restart that petition!
Image: courtesy of YouTube channel The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon