Chris Huqueriza

Are you a fan of Lululemon? 

Buy a totes cute top lately? 

Careful girl, those suckas can hurt ya! 

What if women ran Hollywood instead of the male-dominated executives that run it right now? We'd likely get less Megan Fox and more Margaret Cho.

Oh, Amy.

Not pictured: Kevin Spacey

Father Marlo Sarmiento and his 5-year-old son, Ollie, were watching an animated TV show about owls when an actual, real-life owl thumped at their window –– probably interested in watching the show himself.

Media: Let's ask better questions.

(Image: Facebook)

Can you have the "perfect body" with stretch marks? How about loose skin?

And the Dishonorable Human Of The Day Award goes to . . .

Word on the street is that a certain blond bombshell is bringing some swag on her 70th birthday.