Once again, we've rounded up some of the day's most click-worthy, gawk-and-gape-and-guffaw news stories. Enjoy!
Florida Man's Coke-Bust Defense: "Oh Sh*t, This is Illegal?!"
Today in bonkers Florida news, a man arrested for cocaine in Key West has argued that he thought, uh, cocaine was, uh, legal in Florida...
Divers Save Shark from Choking
If Jaws and Free Willy had a love child, it would something like this scary/heartwarming story out of Australia about a pair of divers who rescued a shark choking on a plastic bag. More proof that Aussies are way more bad-ass than us. Sigh.
Noooo! Donut Shop Won't Sell Donuts
Imagine walking into a place called Honey Dew Donuts, ready to secretly splurge on a tasty bag of donut holes, only to learn...there are no donuts! In Quincy, Mass., a donut shop opening inside a Y has decided that, due to its fitness-focused location, only coffee, low-fat muffins, salads, yogurt and other healthy items should be sold. We get that this is way better for health reasons, but good luck telling someone craving a sprinkles donut that a fresh garden salad will just have to do. As Homer would say: D'oh!
Hannah's Slacker Boyfriend on Girls Set to Play Star Wars Villain
Adam Driver, he of the tortured relationship with Lena Dunham's character on Girls, is reportedly set to play a Darth Vader-esque villain in J.J. Abrams' hotly anticipated upcoming Star Wars reboot. While we'd trust Abrams with our life, this is a seriously strange casting choice. What's next: lovable shrink Kelsey Grammar as The Beast in X-Men ? (Oh, wait...) The BBC's nerdy Sherlock Holmes as bad-ass Khan from Star Trek? (Oh, wait...)
Yeah, ok, this might be fine after all.
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