Jody Allard

"23. Coffee is full of antioxidants and is therefore a healthy and necessary part of each day."

Being a single parent has never been the "problem" in my life.

It's Election Day AND National Sandwich Day today and, somehow, I feel like these important two events must be related.

In case you thought that the Internet couldn't sink any lower, the creators of a new app are about to prove you wrong.

If you're anything like me, the only enjoyable part of shopping at Costco is the samples. It's always packed, there's nowhere to park, people push their massive fucking carts slower than molasses in January, and everything about it makes me homicidal EXCEPT for the sweet, sweet lure of the samples.

In news that makes you go hmmmm, rapper Drake told "W Art" that he want

ICYMI, Canada elected a

". . . it is illegal to sell fetal tissue, but it is perfectly legal to receive compensation for the time and expense involved in collecting, preparing, storing, and transporting tissue for research purposes. This is well-established in the rules and regulations surrounding organ and tissue donation. Similar regulations also make it illegal to sell children, but legal to compensate parents for medical care and expenses incurred during an adoption."

Cities throughout the world honored the victims of the Paris attacks over the weekend with flags lowered to half staff, buildings lit up in the colors of the French flag, and candlelight vigils and moments of silence held in their honor.

It’s been three years since I divorced my mother. The reasons are long and complicated, yet also short and simple. My mother is not capable of mothering anyone, and I am healthier and happier without her.