BIO

Body-positive intersectional feminist. BP Type II. Diet industry dropout. Wife. Mom of 5. Bibliophile. Cake aficionado. Editor In Chief @ Ravishly. Types 17 WPM.

Joni Edelman's Articles

This is a stomach-balloon zone.

Want To Lose Weight? Swallow A Balloon!

You know why it’s the FIRST and ONLY swallowable, FDA-approved balloon system for weight loss? Because that is INSANE.
joni edelman   |   05.3.17 10:35am   |   SHARE

Roseanne Returns To TV; Dan Assumes Title As Best TV Dad

If there are any of you who liked the finale of Roseanne, raise your ridiculous hand. Because everyone knows that sh*t SUCKED.
joni edelman   |   04.28.17 1:54pm   |   SHARE

It's Take Your Child To Work Day AKA EVERY DAY AT MY HOUSE

I work from home, so Take Your Child(ren) To Work Day is more like Do The Same Thing You Do EVERY MOTHER FRACKING DAY AND JUST TRY NOT TO STRANGLE ANYONE.
joni edelman   |   04.27.17 7:28am   |   SHARE

New Pubic Hair Survey! Results? NOT Surprising

Today, in Surveys With Completely Unremarkable Results, Cosmo reports on pube hair preferences.
joni edelman   |   04.26.17 1:12pm   |   SHARE
image credit: Mariah Aro Sharp @mightymooseart

I Used To Think I Was Fat

The thing about body dissatisfaction, in general, is this: once you’re a loather, reversion to lover is as easy as wearing a g-string over the ass you hate.
joni edelman   |   04.25.17 8:04pm   |   SHARE
YAWN. Talking about abuse accusations is soooo boring. (image credit YouTube)

DaddyOFive Doesn't Deserve The Title Of "Daddy"

IT IS NOT FUNNY TO ABUSE YOUR KIDS ON THE INTERNET
joni edelman   |   04.21.17 11:31am   |   SHARE
image credit: Mariah Aro Sharp @mightymooseart

#LoveLessons: 7 Steps To Stop An Argument In Its Tracks

#LoveLessons is a brand-new bi-weekly column devoted to the discussion of, yep, marriage. We’ll talk about how to celebrate it, how to make it better, how to keep the sex life flourishing (don’t have kids), how to get your partner to pick up his, I mean their... Read...
joni edelman   |   04.20.17 11:56am   |   SHARE
image credit: Mariah Aro Sharp @mightymooseart

Sleep Hygiene: 11 Tips For Improving Your (VERY Important) Sleep

There are few things that factor into your well-being as much as sleep (except water).
joni edelman   |   04.19.17 9:05pm   |   SHARE
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#RavsRecs With Joni: Drink More Water, Wear Less Bras

Welcome to another edition of What Joni Loves. Let’s just cut the crap and get right to it. What I’m watching: Louis CK 2017. If you don’t love Louis CK, I’m sorry. Because he is AMAZING. The irreverence is so real. From abortion to Magic Mike, he pulls out... Read...
joni edelman   |   04.19.17 11:54am   |   SHARE

6 Reasons Why Our Kids Shouldn’t Be Watching 13 Reasons Why

Heavy things, especially those involving teenagers, ought to be discussed around the table or on the sofa.
joni edelman   |   04.18.17 1:58pm   |   SHARE