Eliana Osborn

I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.

I’ve got two tales of hideous male behavior — at the elementary school, somewhere typically full of good vibes and happiness and all that.

Help.

84% of full professors in America are White. In case you were unsure, that does not match the overall makeup of the country or the student body.

The most important things my mother taught me included work from Neil Diamond, Billy Joel, Wham! and Whitney Houston.

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.