Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
Read...Kirk Cameron in all his Growing Pains glory was the ideal crush. Unthreatening, goofy, good kid with very reasonable weekly conflicts. And a good smile. Always been a sucker for that.
Read...Sick of hearing about your friend's perfect pregnancy?Give one of these amazing gifts at the baby shower and you shouldn’t have to worry about this anymore.
Read...You know how someone can give you a compliment that you know isn’t true? Like, they tell you a dress looks good when you are absolutely certain that is not the case? But if they keep saying it looks good, you start to think “Yeah... this looks good.”
Read...Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.
Read...How do you love someone who continually does things to hurt himself? I’ve been holding a phone with my stoned, sobbing brother on the other end for nearly 20 years. I keep picking up the pieces, keep having my heart break, because he’s my brother.
Read...I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.
Read...Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.
Read...Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.
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