Eliana Osborn

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

The other magical thing about living in 2015 is the Internet. You can get great training in all kinds of fields while sitting in your underwear at home.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

Sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.

Being a person of faith isn’t cool. It is very personal to me and not something I like to talk about a lot, which goes counter to the whole idea of ‘sharing the good news of the gospel.’

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.

84% of full professors in America are White. In case you were unsure, that does not match the overall makeup of the country or the student body.