Kate Ryan
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I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.
Read...Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
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