Kate Ryan
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Kate Ryan Articles
Motherhood is easily the toughest, most sacred job on earth. Without moms, the human race simply wouldn’t be here. But personally, I’d rather dangle myself from dental floss over a volcano full of spiders than push another human being out of my body.
Read..."No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
Read...Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.
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