Kate Ryan
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For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.
Read...He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.
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