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There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .
Read...Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
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