Kate Ryan
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We all love our dogs. However, some of us take it a little too far, convincing ourselves that our dogs are actually our children. You call your dog your “baby” one day, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him or her down the street in an expensive stroller. How did we get here? Trust me, it’s a slippery slope. Here are 12 signs you might have a dog-child.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.
Read...I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
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