Kate Ryan

It was a tradition of theirs. When siblings Sue and Johnny went home to their mother’s for Christmas, they watched the 11 o’clock local news.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

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LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.

The Gap come autumn: where normcore and film noir cleverly collide.

As an Uber driver, I have the privilege of talking to and eavesdropping on a sampling of L.A.’s finest, ranging from the clinically insane to the simply self-absorbed. As a writer, there is no end to the amount of inspiration my passengers provide.

He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.