Kate Ryan

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

Recently, it was announced that the Ocean’s Eleven remake will be ladies-only too. Could it be that we’ve embarked on an era in which women take center stage?

“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.

Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.

Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.