Kate Ryan

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.

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“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

Alma couldn’t understand why her Yelp reviews were so dismal. She didn’t advertise herself as a magician. She was a hair stylist.

Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.