Kate Ryan

Everywhere you look these days (on Instagram), beautiful pictures abound. From teacups overflowing with succulents to smoothie bowls arranged as art. All while a lavender-haired model casually eats ice cream in front of a stupidly gorgeous Tahitian sunset. All this endless beauty has become a bit dull.

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My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.

I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.

She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

The Gap come autumn: where normcore and film noir cleverly collide.