Kate Ryan

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.

We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.

Like booster engines emptied of fuel, my limbs become disposable, useless tanks as the blood rushes from them.

For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.

There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.