Kate Ryan

“You are the naked girl on horse, yes?” he said, approaching her table from across the café patio.

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Fresh orange juice, milk, thick slices of ham, a block of cheese, a carton of eggs—her husband kept it this way should this moment arrive.

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

The case of beer I brought, as my mother explained, is “pure poison” and so I must drink it all by myself.

She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.

She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.

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One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.