Kate Ryan

Like booster engines emptied of fuel, my limbs become disposable, useless tanks as the blood rushes from them.

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.

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She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.

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She couldn’t imagine the water she sat in, the water that enveloped her body, wanted to be here.

For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.

Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.