Melissa Petro

The quickest way to reveal yourself as a douchenozzle — not to mention unoriginal — is to remind someone who’s about to get married that most marriages end in divorce. The second-quickest way to offend is tell us what our wedding has to be like or whom we need to invite.

Sure, "friends forever" sounds nice. In theory. But sometimes it's better that two people just not be friends.

Teaching sex ed the right way doesn’t have to be weird or hard.

If you missed my weekly column this summer all about getting engaged and planning a wedding, here’s the highlight reel: after doing

Is there anything problematic about trading foot rubs for blow jobs? Or is it a healthy way to add a little spice to a long term relationship?

It's pretty well understood in 12 step programs that "who you see here and what you say here, stays here."

If you watch TV and movies hoping to be emotionally moved or intellectually challenged, you know that means you’ll some

How do you break up with a best friend?

So, I got an email from my brother yesterday telling me that he’s not coming to the wedding. “I want to be there,” he writes, “I really do, but the idea of being consigned to [our mother and her boyfriend’s] care for the duration of the trip is driving me mad. You know, the whole lack of autonomy and being on someone else's time and all that.”

On FYI’s newest, Kiss Bang Love, the show sets one man or one woman up with ten strangers who the contestant will kiss, one after another, while blindfolded. From these ten hopeful suitors, the contestant chooses five and then two, with whom they go on “intimate 24-hour dates.” The producers ask: Can blind sexual chemistry lead to love? I say, probably not!