Sarah Gladstone

I know that in a lot of ways I am a cultural and ethnic enigma. But discussing my identity all the time can get old. Like, real old, real fast.

The ice cream truck may be tainted forever.

Lady Gaga, an endangered

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.

Even in today's progressive era, why do so many people prefer same race relationships...and should it even matter?

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

If there’s even a chance that smartphones are connected to cancer why the fuck do we keep using them?

When it comes to baby animals, oohing and ahhing and squeeeing around them (baby bunny . . . squeee!) is usually the way to go.

News of wars, strife and heartbre

For the sake of all that is sacred, I will henceforth become a dependable person. Or at least I will try.