Sarah Gladstone

News of wars, strife and heartbre

Lady Gaga, an endangered

Why are women so content with being a cold, distant, light-stealing stone?

We’ve come a long way since the duo-chromatic days of black and white TV.

The ice cream truck may be tainted forever.

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)

All I heard was “positive."

I know that in a lot of ways I am a cultural and ethnic enigma. But discussing my identity all the time can get old. Like, real old, real fast.

Looking for a new bestie with an “in” with the Academy?

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.