Sarah Gladstone

Women who want to wear their hair natural must choose: protect your curls or protect your country. Because apparently, you can’t have it both ways.

In our youth-obsessed society, the elderly are nearly invisible, hovering near the edges of existence.

We’ve come a long way since the duo-chromatic days of black and white TV.

Dear BFFLs:

Word bombs like "hey baby" or “let me see that smile" create metaphysical clashes on the streets calling into question whether petulant catcalls are misogynistic (but harmless) or are actually societally sanctioned sexual abuse.

Shutting the door on kids who don't fall within the confines of "the norm" is not a viable option.

Even if those muscles remain mostly unflexed, there is a potential violence that’s present in the flash of a badge or the barrel of a gun.

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.

For the sake of all that is sacred, I will henceforth become a dependable person. Or at least I will try.