Sarah Gladstone

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Lady Gaga, an endangered

Miley seems to be predictable only in the sense that we can always expect a controversy spilling from her lips. (Or loins.)

Leave it to parents to teach us all those pesky lessons in life, like some things are worth more than cookies and swimming pools. (Impossible.)

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.

As Americans we have fallen prey to a particular "look" —namely white and thin—and suffer from an inability to shatter it. The result? A backhanded compliment of the hybrid variety: “You’re pretty . . . for a black girl.”

No one wants to have to say, “Shalom! I’m a child of Israel, and you are . . . ?”

Olympians are the closest thing that humanity has to divine and holy athleticism.

Kids see it, we see it, the American people see it: Disney princesses perpetuate an unrealistic portrayal of the female body.

All people may be created equal, but our earwax is not.