Sarah Gladstone

The 21st century is a full blown teenager now.

In case you didn’t know, Neville Longbottom is allllll grown up.

Olympians are the closest thing that humanity has to divine and holy athleticism.

Last we checked, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo was not Native American.

News flash from France: Exercise is good for the boobs!

The internet is weird and gross and hilarious and helpful.

Hot vanilla. Sweet vanilla woman. Break me off a piece of that vanilla girl! Nope. Nobody says that.

Comic book heroes are part of an American tradition that spans across age, community, and social subcultures. But let’s be real.

This is the funniest movie about abortion that you will probably ever see.

Welcome to the self-deluded world of illusory superiority.