Looking to Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for That

Ever find yourself stuck on a plane jonesing for some hot sex sex in one of those janky bathrooms? You’re not alone! Upcoming app (it’s still in the works) Wingman helps connect sexy flight passengers for some awesome in flight entertainment. Users create a profile (picture, name, age, occupation, ya know), board the plane and browse through other passengers with Wingman. Since this is for planes, the app runs on WiFi or Bluetooth. The flight attendant job description just got way ickier.

Sadly, this isn’t the weirdest dating app.

Carrot Dating: the app that requires you to bribe your date (anything from a bouquet to a paid vacation is game), because, “you seem nice. I’d like to get to know you more,” is sooooo 20th century.

InstaDo: because it isn’t easy enough to get laid in college, this app saves you the trouble of saying the word “hi.” InstaDo connects you with Facebook friends and nearby users and lets you offer the lucky lad or lass coffee, dinner, a movie, or just plain sex. Oh kids, back in OUR day …

KimYe: Your dating life sucks – why not pretend to be Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Yes. This app basically makes this kooky couple into Sims. You can “take Kim on a date,” just like you’ve always wanted!

Salad Match: it comes across as a nice way for salad lovers to connect, but it’s definitely a marketing scheme for a New York based salad chain, Just Salad. Them tricksters have users connect over their salad preference (because OMG there are salad preferences) only to direct to the nearest Just Salad. Together. Forever. In love.

Darwin Dating: “Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos?” asks Darwin Dating. Wait for it. “We are,” they conclude. Apparently, ugly people “rule our daily lives.” Those with long back hair and wobbly upper arms need not apply.

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