As a recession-era young adult, you’ve probably had a fair amount of experience undergoing the often soul-crushing experience that is the job interview. And while you have no doubt studied the standard interviewing tips provided by your undergrad’s career center and numerous Facebook shares, there’s no getting around the fact that these axioms have placed you pathetically in the weaker position.
Well, no more! Here’s a how-to guide from The Onion that takes the cliché tips, jacks them up on steroids and then provides that extra oomph to finally put you in the seat of power. For all of you who wish your interviewing behavior came off as a little less vulnerable, and a little more psychopathic, get your pens and notepads out for this one!
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