5 Things That Lasted Longer Than Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci In The White House

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In The Newest Episode of The Apprentice: White House Edition, Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci is OUT!

Scaramucci lasted exactly 10 days ... TEN DAYS! 


Want to talk about a bad week? In an interview with The New Yorker, Scaramucci spoke with reporter Ryan Lizza and said some "colorful" things, such as:

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own c*ck. I’m not trying to build my own brand off the f*cking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.”

And in regards to the constant leaks coming from within the Trump administration:

“What I want to do is I want to fucking kill all the leakers ... "

Do you speak to your mother with that mouth? 


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Then it was revealed his wife, Deidre, had filed for divorce during her 9th month of pregnancy with their newborn, James.

Now he's "resigned" from his job as Communications Director. Or was he fired? All I know was that he was escorted out of the joint in a hot minute.

Twitter had some funny reactions to the news:





So what exactly has lasted longer than Scaramucci's time in the White House? I can think of a few things!

1. Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries


After just 72 days of marriage, Kim and Kris called it quits on their (sham?) wedding. 

2. Ramen Noodles


OK, so it may not be the healthiest meal choice but these bad boys can last through an apocolypse. Scaramucci? Not so much!

3. That earworm of a song Despacito

It's been on the top of the music charts for over 11 weeks. ELEVEN WEEKS! Who knows where Scaramucci will be by then. Perhaps, and this is my idea so don't steal it, he and Sean Spicer should star in a revival of The Odd Couple. Just sayin'! Let's just hope it lasts more than one episode!

4. Sleep


In an average lifetime, a person will sleep for 9,125 days. I believe it's time for Scaramucci to take a nap and rethink his goals, am I right?

5. Most Game of Thrones characters


Though the hit tv series is known to kill off fan favorite characters, they at least, most times, last longer than 10 days ... or episodes ... or whatever.

Either way, The Mooch is out. Hope you had him on your Bingo card!



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