Jody Allard

Before you run to the bathroom to puke out your human DNA containing hot dog while sobbing over delicious bacon, let me clear up a few misconceptions.

Delivering gifts to children around the globe in a single night might seem like a tall order for one man, but when children were asked whether a woman could do Santa Claus' job, a passel of adorable British kids had a decidedly ugly answer –– a resounding no.

I was born without fingers on my right hand. No one knows why, even now, 36 years later. It just happened, as these things sometimes do.

Two Canadians failed at hunting but won at life when they freed a bald eagle from a trap and snapped the ultimate selfie.

In case you need still more proof that feminism is desperately and unequivocally needed, here are three completely horrible stories from this week alone.

We came together and fought like hell for equality, and eventually we made a difference.

The wage gap is complicated, right?

Billboard magazine proved that it's never too early to start sexualizing young girls when they tweeted a picture of two-year-old North West (daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West) sucking on a lollipop with the caption, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree." Ugh.

Only highly educated white people seemed willing to consider the idea that their children might learn best without any instruction at all.

I lost 100 pounds, and I kept most of it off. But I am not healthy, and I never will be.