Jody Allard

Donald Trump came under fire Thursday night for

I didn't have a fairy-tale childhood, unless it was one of those dark and grim ones that really shouldn't be read to children.

ICYMI, half of my home state of Washington, as well as our neighboring state of Idaho, has been or is currently on fire.

In case you live on Mars, which is the only possible way you've missed the shitshow that is Kim Davis, this isn't Davis's first rodeo. Oh no, Davis was released from jail earlier this week after she was found in contempt of court for refusing to issue marriage licenses. This order came not just from the local courts, but was backed by the god damn Supreme Court of the United States. Because, you know, you should totally ignore the highest court in the fucking nation.

In case you forgot how good it is to be white in America, Oregon has you covered. After a group of armed lunatics in rural Oregon seized a federal wildlife building, the FBI announced Sunday that it's working to bring a "peaceful" end to the "situation."

If you were a teenager in the 90s, odds are that you screamed your heart out along to Alanis Morissette's music at least a few times.

If you don't know who the Holderness family is and have somehow managed to miss their series of painfully awkward viral videos, congratulations! You haven't missed much.

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Obama outlined his new gun control plan this morning and all I have to say is thanks, Obama. It's about goddamn time.

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