Joni Edelman

I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.