Joni Edelman

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Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

They will 

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

More and more programs are offering services to help companies support and retain women during their maternity transition.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.