Joni Edelman
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Joni Edelman Articles
I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.
Read...If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.
Read...Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
Read...No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.
Read...Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.
Read...My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.
Read...I don’t think anyone who has been to the spirited child parenting rodeo would call a mother who screams, “bad,” or who loses her temper, a “failure.” I think we all understand parenting is really really hard from the get go, and parenting a kid who won’t sleep, who screams and kicks and says they hate you, is its own challenge
Read...The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.
Read...With the help of the midwife—and immense effort on my part—Ella finally slid out into the water. But she was limp, pale. It was scary.
Read...You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.
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