Joni Edelman

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

4. A high school government class.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.