Joni Edelman

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

With the help of the midwife—and immense effort on my part—Ella finally slid out into the water. But she was limp, pale. It was scary.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

4. A high school government class.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

When I had my first child, I couldn't have prepared for the way it would make me feel.