Joni Edelman

I just listened to my four and six year-old children (one boy, one girl) have a lengthy bathtime conversation about babies, growing up, m

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.