Joni Edelman
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Joni Edelman Articles
I want my kids to have an understanding of the truth of sex, the ins, the outs, the details no one wants to ask anyone—least of all their mom.
Read...Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??
Read...Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?
Read...My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.
Read...By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.
Read...It's always so good to know the folks doing the work you're doing.
Read...When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.
Read...The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.
Read...So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.
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