Joni Edelman

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

I guess the point of a spiritual awakening is just that; if you were already awake, you wouldn’t need a moment that was self-defining. You’d already be defined.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

I just listened to my four and six year-old children (one boy, one girl) have a lengthy bathtime conversation about babies, growing up, m