Joni Edelman

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

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You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.