Joni Edelman

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

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Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.