Joni Edelman

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

My decision to bed-share with my children despite potential SIDS risks has less to do with studies, and more to do with instinct.

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

They will 

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?