Joni Edelman

In today's HELLO, OBVIOUSLY news: National Coffee Day.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

How do I raise a boy to love and respect all women regardless of size in a world where he is bombarded with images of what is attractive?

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Psychiatric illness is still stigmatized. And that’s hard when you have a psychiatric illness.

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.