Joni Edelman

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!