Joni Edelman

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

When I heard about accusations that Lena sexually abused her sister, I was astonished. And my visceral emotional reaction prompted powerful questions.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

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