Joni Edelman

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

When I was little, any time I got an insect bite or stubbed my toe, I had to ask my mom, “Am I going to die? If I was going to die from this, I’d already be dead — right?” I also had a 30-minute prayer that I needed to say at each meal or else everyone would be poisoned and die. And corners. I had to check all of them before I went to bed.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

What to really expect when you're expecting.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

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Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."