Joni Edelman

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

My husband and I recently traveled together without our kids for the first time . . . in a while. And it was a brand-new ball game.