Joni Edelman

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

4. A high school government class.