Joni Edelman

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.

So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!