Joni Edelman

Being vulnerable, being seen (even lumpy and naked), admitting weakness, asking for help — these acts inspire and edify.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

4. A high school government class.

...I’m going to help you! By “help” I mean “tell you all the things that didn’t work.”

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.