Joni Edelman

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

Sleep is everything! It's so much more than just feeling like you can function well. You know that but do you know how to sleep for your dosha type?

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.