Joni Edelman

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

By baby three, well let’s just say things are a little anticlimactic, at least where furnishings are concerned. Hand me down crib. Check.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

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