Joni Edelman

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

Can we just take a pause to consider all of the total fucking bullshit to which we subject ourselves?

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

I just listened to my four and six year-old children (one boy, one girl) have a lengthy bathtime conversation about babies, growing up, m

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

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