Joni Edelman

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

At certain points in the month I definitely feel worse about my body. I'm much less confident and more prone to eating the wrong things, and not doing physical exercise.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

You may have seen the acronym "HAES" floating around the Internet, and that is because the "Health At Every Size" movement has taken over THE WHOLE WORLD.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

[CN: suicide, overdose] Gratitude stops me from ending my life, but it doesn’t stop me from wanting to end my life. Even the fierce love I have for my family doesn’t mean I don’t feel utterly hopeless sometimes.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.