Joni Edelman

Sam: The first time you mentioned that you have five kids I was like WHAT THE ACTUAL. FIVE HUMANS. FIVE HUMANS CAME OUT OF YOU. Like, not at the same time, but they came out and like, that sounds painful and scary WHY DID YOU DO THAT??

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

Nutritionists have weighed in on what to order at McDonald's. Here's what I think you should get instead.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

I guess the point of a spiritual awakening is just that; if you were already awake, you wouldn’t need a moment that was self-defining. You’d already be defined.

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

In honor of World Bipolar Day, I present a sample stream of consciousness based on my experiences living with this disorder.

Don’t most kids feel afraid to come home?