Joni Edelman

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

You do not have to hate your body — but you don’t have to love it either. While I'm happy with my fat body, I miss being thin.

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

I am tired of taking medication. I am tired of relying on the manufactured versions of the chemicals and hormones my body could — should? — make for itself.

The FDA has approved a new drug for banishing double chins . . . it's ACID.

They will 

We've got Trump, Vladimir, Comey, and all the other players lined up for you. Here are the facts, followed by our IRL translation, to make sure you know that you know all abouts that latest (and possibly tenure-ending) Trump scandal.