Joni Edelman

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

You can work your butt off and still be left with a tummy. Bummer.

I guess the point of a spiritual awakening is just that; if you were already awake, you wouldn’t need a moment that was self-defining. You’d already be defined.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

You know what’s an epidemic? Making people feel second rate and ashamed, criminalizing them for something like having an obese pregnancy.

They will 

As the mother of three teens, I'm here to tell you: You have nothing to freak out about.

When it comes to your physique, your mind can actually work against you.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.