Joni Edelman

The argument against homeschooling is always the same: “Kids need to socialize.”

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

4. A high school government class.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

They will 

I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

Having kids doesn't have to mean the death of your sex life.