Joni Edelman

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

It seems that "at 18 months, almost 60% of toddlers were sleeping for 13 to 14 hours per night." HAHA you're so funny Reuters!

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

Is that incense I smell? A drum circle in the distance perhaps? Chanting? Herbal potions? Perhaps a cauldron? Could it be homebirth?

How do I raise a boy to love and respect all women regardless of size in a world where he is bombarded with images of what is attractive?

My mother didn't teach me how to be a mother. But my babies did.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

My cocktail is wrong. It’s a gin and tonic with only gin. It’s a martini with 10 olives. And I can’t stand the sun. Not today. Not this month.