Kate Ryan

Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.

Recently, it was announced that the Ocean’s Eleven remake will be ladies-only too. Could it be that we’ve embarked on an era in which women take center stage?

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.

She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.