Kate Ryan

I have no choice but to start all over again, tomorrow or not at all.

He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.

Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.

“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

"No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.

One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.

He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

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