Kate Ryan

LAX, on the other hand, seemed like a perfect place to pick up the latest deadly virus.

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.

She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.

"No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."

For all of you crazy people that think going to Target is ever a good idea during the holiday season, this is a list on how to survive a shopping trip to Target is for you…

At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.

Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.

She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.