Kate Ryan
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Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.
Read...For the record, I didn’t mean to be born so tall. I didn’t ask for bulky shoulders or a head that doesn’t fit most hats.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.
Read...She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.
Read...Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
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