Kate Ryan
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He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...Like booster engines emptied of fuel, my limbs become disposable, useless tanks as the blood rushes from them.
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