Kate Ryan
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Kate Ryan Articles
She knows you’re not supposed to call it an “it,” but she honestly can’t tell if it’s a boy or girl or . . . undecided.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
Read...She gropes for attention while he dies in the other room.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...Okay, so maybe she didn’t really understand feminism.
Read...I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.
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