Kate Ryan

One of my biggest fears is having a random stranger ask me, "how it’s going?" They might as well ask if I’d like to step into their van and get murdered.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.

It was a tradition of theirs. When siblings Sue and Johnny went home to their mother’s for Christmas, they watched the 11 o’clock local news.

I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?

She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.

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Eva, having stayed up the whole night preoccupied with death and time, planned to call in sick.