Kate Ryan
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Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...One crawled up the side of the bag and opened her wings, a hardtop convertible with legs.
Read...I saw my old babysitter at a women’s wrestling cage match.
Read...She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.
Read...“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.
Read...12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.
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