Kate Ryan
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Everyone wants to have the funny tweets because people equate them with wealth, power, and beauty. The problem is, we’re not all funny.
Read...At Monster High, Jimmy Werewolf gets another demerit for forgetting to shave again.
Read...Sheila applied widely and on a whim. She needed a job and she needed one fast.
Read...We’ve all been there. Your boyfriend has a raging boner, but you’re just not in the mood to do anything with it. But how do you tell him to tone that boner down and quick? No need to worry. Here are ten simple, foolproof ways to kill that boner in ten seconds—or less—while keeping your man’s ego rock-hard.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...The bread had to be store-bought and white, of course, so as not to raise a red flag among my classmates. I still see rebellion in a ham sandwich.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...Everywhere you look these days (on Instagram), beautiful pictures abound. From teacups overflowing with succulents to smoothie bowls arranged as art. All while a lavender-haired model casually eats ice cream in front of a stupidly gorgeous Tahitian sunset. All this endless beauty has become a bit dull.
Read...She doesn’t know how to communicate the feeling that all is for nothing, nothing is normal.
Read...Someone would always cook in their tighty whities, his package at eye level for the person doing French homework at the kitchen table.
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