Kate Ryan

Alison learned from her grandmother how a plastic smile could take you places—especially in a place like Hollywood.

"No self-respecting journalist or publication would ever hire someone who employs the word 'sh--' as a title for anything."

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.

“Don’t you smash that cake in my face, or I’ll never forgive you,” she said, and she never did, not really.

There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.

For all of you crazy people that think going to Target is ever a good idea during the holiday season, this is a list on how to survive a shopping trip to Target is for you…

She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.

He died a violent death. I saw him myself, flopping between wooden blades, his head bent back strangely.

A bloated mother in her polka dot one-piece gnaws on a corndog while reading the romantic pulp she picked up on her way out of the supermarket . . .