Kate Ryan
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I would send some chocolates, but I’m not allowed anymore since they found the shiv in the birthday cake I sent you.
Read...He thought I was mad, but in an artistic way; I thought he was horny all the time, but in an artistic way.
Read...She got too high while watching The Bachelor and had a misanthropic breakdown.
Read...Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.
Read...There are some hipster things that hipsters want us to love, so we’ll join their cult. But we’re done falling for these things because we’re all unique individuals. Here are 10 things you need to avoid right now if you don’t want to be a hipster.
Read...As an Uber driver, I have the privilege of talking to and eavesdropping on a sampling of L.A.’s finest, ranging from the clinically insane to the simply self-absorbed. As a writer, there is no end to the amount of inspiration my passengers provide.
Read...Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.
Read...My parents got the idea they’d send me to stay at my grandparents’ house in Florida for a week. I think my mother needed a week to herself.
Read...Is flagging potentially offensive material taking the PC movement too far?
Read...My tights are cutting me in half at the waist . . . just like a sausage in its casing.
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