Kate Ryan

Surviving the Apocalypse didn’t mean they couldn’t enjoy a little romance.

Alma couldn’t understand why her Yelp reviews were so dismal. She didn’t advertise herself as a magician. She was a hair stylist.

Writing simply does for me what long walks do for small dogs; it makes me tired and happy.

She closed in on the open pores enlarged ten times their normal size by a high magnification pocket mirror.

Hollywood continues to flounder in a dick-sucking frenzy of self-congratulatory white male directors, writers, and producers.

12:48 AM. Why would someone schedule an exorcism for the middle of a weeknight?

The birds abandon their posts in the pepper trees, sending tiny, oblong leaves raining to the ground.

For all of you crazy people that think going to Target is ever a good idea during the holiday season, this is a list on how to survive a shopping trip to Target is for you…

Light some candles and use those bath salts you've been saving for a special occasion. Masturbate for 55 minutes.

His mind rode the lines, circling on an endless loop to nowhere as he attempted to go about his activities.