Jess Lahitou

So I’m writing today from Elevation 8,080 ft., here in Avon, Colorado.

That headline is a bit of false advertising, as I am in not quite qualified to proclaim myself a “Thanksgiving Pro.”

Will every story that Trump doesn’t approve of get the “fake news” label, its authors permanently blacklisted forever?

Back in my early twenties, I struggled financially. But more so in that much-mocked Millennial quest of “finding myself,” I made a number of questionable decisions.

So Michael Moore is known as a provocateur.

I should begin by clarifying that I am no political reactionary.

One question here: why is a major government agency unable to fix its Twitter account for over a year? Two questions: Who is Marc Rich?

That’s what Syria is — our morally bankrupt foreign policy, impossible to escape, impossible to fix.

The Republican National Convention ended July 21. If you’re checking the calendar, that puts us at twelve days post-nomination wrap up for Donald J. Trump.

In that tiny window of time, DJT has managed to wreck any conceivable polls-bounce he might have gained from the star-spangled show of pretend Republican unity.

If you’ve heard recent Internet claims that The Salvation Army doesn’t deserve your money, and you are now wondering whether or not to toss a few coins in the red can on your way to stock up on Christmas goodies, here’s a thought experiment: