Joni Edelman

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

Good news: they'll probably grow out of it. Bad news: probably not until they are 23.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

I just listened to my four and six year-old children (one boy, one girl) have a lengthy bathtime conversation about babies, growing up, m

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

Actually, no, I'm not a gluttonous moron.

So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.

Compassion for myself is not a thing I do. It is not a thing I have ever done. It is not a thing I feel comfortable doing. It's time I stop for compassion.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

I was told that feminism is man hate. That abortion is murder. And then I thought, "What am I doing here?"