Joni Edelman

And what’s better than eggs? Eggs direct from the cloaca of your own chicken.

91% of women report dissatisfaction with their body. Ninety-one. I know you know math—that’s 9/10 of women.

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

I don’t think of myself as fat. Not inside, anyway.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

So you fed your baby some formula instead of breast milk. His future is not shot. Really. It's not—and The Guilt serves no one.