Joni Edelman

I did The Today Show, and after that spent 45 minutes talking to Inside Edition. If you're confused, imagine how I felt.

Our relationship has been a little complicated. I've loved you a lot, and I've loathed you at least that much, but mostly you've just gone unnoticed. Except for those 5 to 7 days every four weeks when you made your presence quite evident, what with the river of life blood and the random excruciating, and from what I can tell, unnecessary, contractions.

It's not always easy to find a new partner when you have kids in tow. But not only is it possible, it's worth it.

As a former Mormon, the Church's revelation that they're going to start “loving and accepting” the LGBT community makes me laugh. Hard.

You may have seen the acronym "HAES" floating around the Internet, and that is because the "Health At Every Size" movement has taken over THE WHOLE WORLD.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

"Food isn't the enemy –– calling it the enemy is the enemy."

"She has created an important space on the internet and in the real world, a space that women and girls are free to take up however they please."

As long as I can remember having paid attention to the media, I can remember a woman's weight—or body in general—being a news story.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.