Joni Edelman

I’m lucky to be smart, to have an astonishingly good memory. Or maybe I’m lucky to be bipolar.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

Help. Me. Please. And by help me, I mean, bring me my jumbo size jar of

If you decide pit or leg hair isn't a big deal, then bam! It's not a big deal.

Here’s something that isn’t rocket science either, Stephen Hawking: Diets don’t work.

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.

I'll let you in on a little secret - being thin didn't make me happy, but being "Fat" does! Be fat and happy. Be unapologetically fat.

I'll never forget the day I discovered the name for my mental illness.

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.