Joni Edelman

Let's get to it—a primer on The Sex.

Brangelina are splitting up. A sad day for them, a joyful day for single ladies everywhere.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

Suffering is America’s favorite thing to do. We starve ourselves to lose weight, and we’re a success story. We don’t sleep, and we’re just getting SO MUCH DONE. We do a thousand things a day and involve our kids in a thousand activities, because somehow, in some perverted way, that makes us successful.

Body politics activist. Photographer. Chronic quoter of Monty Python. Unapologetic fat chick.

Compassion for myself is not a thing I do. It is not a thing I have ever done. It is not a thing I feel comfortable doing. It's time I stop for compassion.

Are the advances worth the trade-offs? You be the judge.

I said (on TV, to Rachael Ray, so there are a few million witnesses): If you want a bikini body, put a bikini on your body.

Good god, where will I ever find someone who will love me in such a pitiful condition?

No, Bill Cosby isn't my dad. But he was like one to me growing up.