Joni Edelman

I want my kids to have an understanding of the truth of sex, the ins, the outs, the details no one wants to ask anyone—least of all their mom.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.

My daughter just had 75 of her Instagram yoga images pilfered. What is going on? And what can we do about it?

How do I raise a boy to love and respect all women regardless of size in a world where he is bombarded with images of what is attractive?

The Cabbage Soup Diet, aka The "Torture” Diet. You just put cabbage in water and cook it. And you eat it. All day. It is not good. You will still be hungry, and farting — very smelly, paint-peeling farting.

She says she’s worried that the cat, whose name is Jack, doesn’t know what’s going on. She tried to explain to him that she was leaving for a while.

Silly me, I thought the darn thing took care of itself. Little did I know I was sorely mistaken and had a vagina complex.

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

“I don’t even know what to say, Joni. Your baby isn’t alive.”

1. All vaginas are good vaginas.