Joni Edelman

If you're brave enough to take the DIY Brazilian plunge, these tips are a must-read. As in, tip #6: It hurts, but not more than having a baby. Good to know.

All boobs are good boobs. And all areola too!

Attention Civilians: Colonel David Iverson does not want to see your boobs.

Oh hey remember that time in 1804 when Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton had an actual duel, with actual guns and Burr shot Hamilton and Hamilton did not shoot Burr. And then the next day Hamilton died.

The Interent is ugly sometimes. And raising kids using it doesn't always make it easier.

Do you want people to for-sure panic? Tell them not to panic.

When you push a small human out of your body, things tend to get a little weird.

Look, I'm not saying McDonald's did this themselves, I'm just saying, a lot of the people that work there probably agree.

What to really expect when you're expecting.

A weekly trip to Walmart would end in tears — first theirs, then mine. Them pining in the toy aisle. Me saying no. Over and over. It wasn’t so much that I wanted to buy my kids whatever they wanted, it was that I couldn’t.