If imagining the Oregon militia huddled together for warmth now that the Feds have cut off their power fills you with Brokeback Mountain inspired nostalgia, you aren't alone.
The Decemberists lead singer Colin Meloy launched the hash tag #bundyeroticfanfic on Twitter and it's as gloriously absurd as you might imagine.
A few of my favorites:
While sedition is no laughing matter, if the militia hates anything more than the government it is probably the gays. If we have to hear about these jackasses and their "tough guy" seizure of a wildlife refuge, we might as well have a little fun with it.
Carry on, Internet.
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