Claire Hopple

First, if you’re bored, congratulations are in order.

Hey, the holidays are coming up, and you’re gonna see some relatives.

You knew before you even finished reading the title that you’re addicted. You’re so addicted that you’re actually proud of it, smug even. And with Today’s Deals and free shipping, who can blame you?

Though most associate this blessed occasion with Frank Costanza boisterously shouting “A Festivus for the rest of us!” and attempting to wrestle his own son to the ground, Festivus has an even richer history than you might imagine. The list of Festivus supporters is continually growing and the event’s practices are evolving at a rapid clip.

You more than anyone should try to carve out some space for yourself.

Just don’t do it. In fact, reading this is in direct opposition to the titular admonition above.

It’s no secret that time away from the office needs to be savored as much as humanly possible.

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SHEDS POUNDS INSTANTLY!

Sometimes just saying the words “fast” and “food” back to back makes us want to sneak a glimpse behind us, waiting for the

Some weeks are longer than others.