Eliana Osborn

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.

Help.

Full-fat dairy may be “healthier” for you than low-fat dairy. “May” be, as in, probably is, like with numbers and science and stuff.

My Life on the Road (or MLR) is not what I expected...the idea of not waiting for experience to come to you permeates the book.

They were horrible.

I’m not there yet. But I need to be honest—I’m closer to 40 than any other multiple of five.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

...But not in the way you'd think.

84% of full professors in America are White. In case you were unsure, that does not match the overall makeup of the country or the student body.

Eighteen hours, even if prepared with reading and art material, snacks, and an upgrade to China Airline’s family couch seating, is still EIGHTEEN HOURS.

Best case scenario? A few hours of activity, then we all fall asleep comfortably. Worst case? Well, let's just say it involves blood splatter on those weird double-paned airplane window.