Eliana Osborn
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Eliana Osborn Articles
I’m terrified of wrongful imprisonment. To be the only one who knows the truth and have to live every day in a cell, wondering, why, god, why? [...] Sitting hooked up for gadgets to monitor every aspect of my mind and body, in a small room without any distraction, I see how a person could lose herself — or the truth — for a moment.
Read...Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.
Read...I wanted to write a book last summer. Then I realized what a terrible goal that was and modified accordingly.
Read...After this, I’m not going to be able to complain about Meghan Trainor and having to teach my son that "All About That Bass" is talking about girls with big booties.
Read...My sister Liz is full of wisdom, like my favorite quote I’ve shared with practically everyone I know: “Every pair of underwear has two good sides.”
Read...Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.
Read...I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.
Read...If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.
Read...I look tired when I stay up too late. I also look tired if I get eight hours of sleep.
Read...Perfectly Karaoke Or Lip Sync A Song: You may think this is less important than the other items on the list. You are wrong.
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