Eliana Osborn

If you kill a tortoise, even on accident, you probably shouldn’t have children.

1. Borrow a child.

I’m full of emotions: pride, awe, fear, nerves. The spelling bee first, then the piano recital. Two different kids, same mom. Same me, wanting to prevent my boys from pain and discomfort. Same me, biting my tongue and smiling broadly in support.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.

I, like far too many women in this country and the world, have had a wide variety of experiences involving sexual harassment.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

Your partner will make you want to throw up at some point. Pure, unadulterated disgust.

Baranta is a new martial art focusing on traditional folk dancing and activities.

If he were an a--hole to my kids, things would be easier. But he’s not. He’s good with them. He’s his best self. It makes me alternately happy and heartbroken.

What’s That Smell? Sniffing Out Weird House Odors