Eliana Osborn

...But not in the way you'd think.

I’ve developed a fast and furious passion for the new Daily Show host, Trevor Noah.

Is anyone else with me on this? White foods are NASTY.

Self-care is important. Massages are a good form of self-care. Too bad I keep thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.

I always have a small piece of my brain on mom mode, no matter what else is happening. I have no problem with this, since that is how humanity has survived.

I’m a sucker for an interesting woman, so Notorious RBG is obviously my sort of book.

Really, you should thank me. I’m just protecting your future self.

Help.

I am going to have amazing posture. My neck will look so skinny just from the way I hold my head.

Ray Nagin. Yes, the former New Orleans mayor who now has a criminal record. Let me explain.